Dude, What did you think - was going to happen when you cracked open a 9 YEAR OLD EASTER EGG?!?

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My parents had some furniture in storage from mid-2008 until early 2017. Today, we found an egg from our 2008 Easter-egg-hunt hiding behind the couch cushions…

Watch how it all unfolds below.