Top Signs Your Relationship Has Given Up On Valentines Day
You ran into each other buying Valentine's Day cards at Walgreens
Left over pasta is just as good as sex
Sleeping in separate beds is your gift to each other
You’re still waiting for your Valentine's Day 2018 gift
You both got the dog a gift
You both feel asleep while trying to take your clothes off
The only passion you have for each other is arguing over what take-out restaurant to order from
You realize it was Valentine's Day on February 16th
You text each other heart emojis while lying in bed
The day doesn’t merit shaving your legs
Your wife’s gift is not nagging you while you watch dirty movies on your phone
You’ve both been re-gifting the same chocolates for the last 10 years