That new guy, who’s been photographed with Britney Spears, has got the cushiest job in Hollywood. Many people have called David Lucado her “boyfriend,” which would be stretching the truth just a little bit. Britney may not know it, but David was allegedly hired to keep her company. He's a safeguard against her going stir crazy.

Britney's handlers are allegedly paying him in secret. One report places his weekly wage at 1,000. His role is to keep her occupied -- anything to place structure in Brit-Brit’s life. Otherwise, as the saying goes, “The devil finds work for idle hands.”